JO, JOO, AND THE ART OF DRINKING

Joo’s wine rack was legendary in these parts, a testament to his unbridled palate. Jo, on the other hand, preferred sparkling cider. Their differences often resulted in hilarious mishaps at their favorite watering hole, the Drunken Dragon. One night, after a particularly rowdy game of darts, Joo declared he could drink Jo under the table, and